It's Seattle - what is it exactly that people are expecting from them?
...in other news, left leaning climate scientists have discovered that the sun was observed rising in the east. If we don't vote democrat NOW and donate money to all of their selected foundations, it may already be too late to stop it from setting in the west.
The truth is - ANY body of citizens that are willing to look to their celebrities as their selected representatives in DC deserve what they get.
Hey, Dr Oz is talking about family values - better vote
Look, Brooks Robinson is talking about health care in Baltimore - better vote
That guy from Dukes of Hazard is gonna make Georgia a better place to live - better get out and vote
That chick that took a shit in Jack Sparrows bed is talking about spouse abuse - better get to the polls
...hey, that politician has my fay-vo-rite sporstsball team logo on their shirt in a campaign add !!!
vote vote vote
WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER
...something something government they deserve and all that jazz
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