I stopped watching American sportsball quite some time ago because I got sick and tired of listening to multimillionaires piss and moan about everything under the sun.
Obscure sports?
Swimming?
I'm supposed to get excited about a bunch of pot heads going for a fucking swim?
Fencing?
Pfft...
...I'd rather do yard work
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