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Old 02-02-2023, 07:00   #1
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THE PENTAGON — The newly appointed Sergeant Major of the Army (SMA) announced today that every single member of the military, from privates to generals, will now be required to wear a green beret.

"We've been experimenting with different headgear for years, and we've finally settled on the green beret as the perfect symbol of our military might," said Command Sgt. Maj. Michael Weimer, a Special Forces soldier with more than 20 years experience in special ops. "It's the ultimate combination of style and function."
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Old 02-02-2023, 07:30   #2
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Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material.
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Old 02-02-2023, 09:40   #3
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Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material.
Knowing the DOD's penchant for throwing tons of money at a $5 problem, they'd probably issue Corvettes to everyone...after all if its good enough for CINC to store classified docs in...
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Old 02-02-2023, 10:33   #4
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Knowing the DOD's penchant for throwing tons of money at a $5 problem, they'd probably issue Corvettes to everyone...after all if its good enough for CINC to store classified docs in...
I saw a meme of a KFC sign that said, "We keep our recipe in a safe, not a garage, that's why it's still a secret."
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Old 02-02-2023, 17:41   #5
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I saw a meme of a KFC sign that said, "We keep our recipe in a safe, not a garage, that's why it's still a secret."
Heh, 2x thumbs-up.
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Old 02-05-2023, 16:57   #6
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Now they just need to add a SCIF pocket to the duty uniform for proper carry of classified material.
The Equity card that every soldier is required to carry on them is more important than any classified material, After all if everyone is not given a Top Secret clearance then how is that Equity and equality. Everyone should be able to look at anything at anytime right ?
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Old 02-06-2023, 05:44   #7
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The Equity card that every soldier is required to carry on them...
Is that a real thing?
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