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Old 05-18-2004, 20:33   #1
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Herbert The Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox In Detox
Who Shat In The Hat?
Horton Hires A Ho
The Flesh-eating Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---can You?
Zippy The Rabid Gerbil
The Cat In The Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get The F*** Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts In My Pants
Oh, The Places You'll Scratch And Sniff!
Horton Fakes An Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:42   #2
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Laughed 'til I cried; Thanks!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:51   #3
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Herbert The Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox In Detox
Who Shat In The Hat?
Horton Hires A Ho
The Flesh-eating Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---can You?
Zippy The Rabid Gerbil
The Cat In The Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get The F*** Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts In My Pants
Oh, The Places You'll Scratch And Sniff!
Horton Fakes An Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches
I don't know about you red heads,you sure do have a special sense of humor........

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Old 01-04-2010, 10:16   #4
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TOO Funny!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:32   #5
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I'd like to see the front cover "art work" for some of these.

Great avatar girl, and congrats on your promotion!!!

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Old 01-04-2010, 11:00   #6
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Thanks, Gypsy!!! I NEEDED a good laugh this morning - now I won't have to do my Ab workout!!!

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Old 01-04-2010, 20:39   #7
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Holy necropost Batman! Glad everyone enjoyed...I guess this is what is referred to as delayed gratification...


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I don't know about you red heads,you sure do have a special sense of humor........
Thanks for noticing, Big Teddy.

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Great avatar girl, and congrats on your promotion!!!

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Old 01-05-2010, 21:07   #8
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Those were cute Gypsy,

They fit my sense of humor perfectly.
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