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Old 10-01-2021, 07:36   #1
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Ninja attack at Inyokern Airport

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Special Ops Troops ‘Hunkered Down’ in California Airport Hangar After Nighttime Ninja Attack, 30 Sep 2021, Stars and Stripes | By Chad Garland

A sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja attacked several special operations soldiers who were training at a California airport, reportedly forcing them to shelter in a hangar and inflicting wounds that required stitches.

The bizarre assault took place at Inyokern Airport, an airfield in the Mojave Desert about 100 miles north of Los Angeles, sometime after 1 a.m. on Sept. 18, according to what appears to be a military incident report shared on Instagram and Reddit.



https://www.military.com/daily-news/...C=eb_211001.nl


Nancy Pelosi' Trillion Dollar Budget Boondoggle vote failed,
Ninjas show up for dinner

Coincidence?? I think not


PS: Squeel movie released by Christmas.. title: Ninjas Never Forget
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Old 10-01-2021, 08:49   #2
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How the FUCK does this story about 26 "Special Operations Soldiers" not end with the tagline that sounds a little like this...


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A sword wielding man from Kern County, California is currently recovering from nearly fatal injuries when a katana was lodged deep inside of his ass.
The man used his ninja sword to attack two Soldiers - he was immediately surrounded by 24 other soldiers hell bent on seeing how much of a katana can fit inside of the human rectum.

The Ridgecrest Police Department was forced to intervene on the mans behalf when it became obvious that the "Special Operations Soldiers" were about to start conducting pain management experiments on the injured shinobi warrior.

When questioned about the incident, several of the "Special Operations Soldiers" stated under oath that the ninja initially attempted to recruit members of the elite "Special Operations Unit" as sales associates in his Amway retail sales network. several other elite "Special Operations Soldiers" stated under oath that the black clad shinobi tripped and fell while presenting his sales pitch - landing ass first on his ninja sword.

but no.
the police log states that the 26 spec ops troops were hunkered down in a hangar waiting for help







WHAT.THE.MOTHER.FUCK
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Old 10-01-2021, 08:59   #3
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Reading stuff like this is embarrassing. Our military is being turned into a comedy group for the rest of the world to read about.

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Old 10-01-2021, 11:16   #4
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The details suggest that they are members of the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment, an elite helicopter unit known as the Night Stalkers.
This will only further embolden that Rebel Alliance of Christian vax-resistant Bible-carrying gun-clinging red-meat-eating riff-raff.
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