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Old 06-09-2024, 11:52   #1
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Compensating for something?

BLUF:
Men who own guns were LESS likely to be insecure.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10....79883241255830
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Old 06-10-2024, 04:58   #2
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Old 06-10-2024, 05:02   #3
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Saw that; good score for this area. Can't wait for someone to toss that back to AOC in a hearing session and ask how her boyfriend's doin'.
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Old 06-10-2024, 13:10   #4
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And all women who own firearms have male anatomy envy.
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Old 06-12-2024, 15:18   #5
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Lets be honest - if you've got a little dick - and left wing science has already declared that a little dick means you are more likely to have guns or a sports car or a four wheel drive or a fucking job and a lifestyle that contributes to society...

well - for fuck sake - if Im already stuck with a little dick - why in the fuck SHOULDNT there be a four wheel drive truck in my drive way and a gun in my underwear drawer...

In fact - my dick is so little that I drive an import FWD while carrying a five shot snub-nosed revolver...
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Old 06-13-2024, 05:17   #6
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On the 8th day, God made Colt.......
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Old 06-13-2024, 19:08   #7
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Today i was playing with an antique Colt Single Action Army "Sherriff's Model" chambered in .32-20...
...I started rubbing the walnut grips with linseed oil - I rubbed the cavalry length barrel with a fine coat of oil...

**BAM**

...it turned into .44-40 with a Cavalry length barrel and went off before I could pull the trigger
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Old 06-13-2024, 20:08   #8
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Today i was playing with an antique Colt Single Action Army "Sherriff's Model" chambered in .32-20...
...I started rubbing the walnut grips with linseed oil - I rubbed the cavalry length barrel with a fine coat of oil...

**BAM**

...it turned into .44-40 with a Cavalry length barrel and went off before I could pull the trigger
You need both - get better oil.
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Old 06-14-2024, 07:36   #9
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I feel like you didn't really catch the tongue in cheek nuance of my post here in the comedy zone as it relates to the original post about guns owners having little dicks....


-The "Sheriffs Model" only has a 3 inch barrel
...the 32-20 was a very anemic black powder cartridge that was usually only effective on small game
-The Cavalry Model has a 5 and a half inch barrel
...the 44-40 cartridge probably put more food on tables and wild west villains in the Boot Hill Cemetery during the late 1800's than any other caliber
-I was "playing" with my little short barreled pistol - rubbing it with oil made the barrel longer and the diameter of the bullet grew by two sizes
then it "went off" prematurely - while I was rubbing it - with oil
-so, a guy was playing with his short little gun, it got bigger, and then discharged

Its a metaphor - I'm talking about playing with my little dick like the article says gun owners already...
...never mind; I may have already said too much
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Old 06-14-2024, 15:49   #10
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I feel like you didn't really catch the tongue in cheek nuance of my post here in the comedy zone as it relates to the original post about guns owners having little dicks....
Nah, I got it. This is a segue. I also surmise from many of your previous posts that you are knowledgeable of old-timey wheelguns. So, being partial to the non-metaphorical Sheriff's Model, thus, segue. You need both.
Harrumph!
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