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Old 05-25-2023, 06:51   #1
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Gov Desantis has fix for border problem :]

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Gov Desantis has asked the Florida legislature, the EPA, and BLM for authorization to repopulate the Rio Grande River with Native American Crocodiles and Alligators, both of which are protected species.

Gov Desantis made the recommendation after Goc Abbott of Texas requested FLNG units.

Desantis said the crocs & gators are cheaper as they can locally source food supplies and are on the job 24/7.

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Old 05-25-2023, 07:15   #2
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Old 05-25-2023, 14:23   #3
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Old 05-25-2023, 14:43   #4
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Old 05-25-2023, 15:42   #5
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Old 05-26-2023, 08:06   #6
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Defense in depth:
1. Alligators/crocodiles
2. Minefields for those who survive #1
3. Miniguns for those who survive #1 and #2
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