Community Health Ambassador Outreach Door Knocking Project to Increase COVID Vaccine

[Paslode]

This appears to be quite an operation. Any ideas on the time frame it takes to plan this out and find the people that will be the boots on the ground? Also, how might this play out in a sparsely populated rural area where Door to Door isn't 50 to 100 feet apart?

As the Biden administration peddles its plan to send door-knocking missionaries across America to spread 'vaccine awareness' (and keep track of who's vaccinated and who's not), White House-coordinated FEMA "surge teams" are being assembled to reinforce local efforts on the ground.

In preparation for the coming campaign, Lake County, Illinois has published 'Helpful Hints' for volunteers taking part in their "Community Health Ambassador Outreach Door Knocking Project to Increase COVID Vaccine Acceptance."

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/...ments-revealed

[EricV]

'Helpful Hints' for volunteers taking part in their "Community Health Ambassador Outreach Door Knocking Project...

Run like hell if the occupant flashes a shotgun!!

[Paslode]

Originally Posted by EricV

'Helpful Hints' for volunteers taking part in their "Community Health Ambassador Outreach Door Knocking Project...

Run like hell if the occupant flashes a shotgun!!

I like the idea, but it would not surprise me that Big G is in hopes of exactly that. How the gun owner would fare will be whether your county has a prosecutor or Soro's funded persecutors like Kim Gardner or José Garza.

[7624U]

When they show up have full suit with gas mask and sprayer , inform them your property is a covid free zone but now that they have contaminated everything you would kindly ask them to leave so you could get to work deconing the site. Turn sprinklers on when they start talking.

[Badger52]

Originally Posted by 7624U

When they show up have full suit with gas mask and sprayer , inform them your property is a covid free zone but now that they have contaminated everything you would kindly ask them to leave so you could get to work deconing the site. Turn sprinklers on when they start talking.

I just had this Field of Dreams moment where James Earl Jones is running Costner out of his apartment with an old-fashioned bug sprayer.
You funny Peter-san. You funny. Ha.


Edit to add: I would imagine there will be funding for this in either a new or existing multi-trillion dollar appropriation that will pay "census-like" volunteers starvation wages to go around doing this. Speaking of census, keep in mind that the Commies are a little scratchy right now on general principles. What gets added is that the flight from the cities 'chicken' is coming home to roost in the blue states that are going to LOSE a representative in the House.
(rubs hands together in sinister fashion)

[EricV]

Originally Posted by Paslode

I like the idea, but it would not surprise me that Big G is in hopes of exactly that. How the gun owner would fare will be whether your county has a prosecutor or Soro's funded persecutors like Kim Gardner or José Garza.

I concur. But you know it will probably happen anyway.

7624U has the best idea. Do something off the wall but non violent. Myself, I intend to have a No Vax speech prepared and a Bullhorn. Then tell them I can spray them with my special "Holy Water" to safe guard them from the evil Covid. I got a bottle of Fox piss around here somewhere...

[1stindoor]

Originally Posted by Badger52

What gets added is that the flight from the cities 'chicken' is coming home to roost in the blue states that are going to LOSE a representative in the House.
(rubs hands together in sinister fashion)

I wish I shared your optimism. What I suspect will happen is that those previously RED states...will start to turn blue with the influx of those moving...and hoping to make changes for the "better." We're already seeing it in NC.

[rsdengler]

Answer the door bare ass naked...

[Paslode]

Originally Posted by 1stindoor

I wish I shared your optimism. What I suspect will happen is that those previously RED states...will start to turn blue with the influx of those moving...and hoping to make changes for the "better." We're already seeing it in NC.

The I influx of blue into my area sound like yours in NC. They NIMBYs who move here because of good jobs, good schools and low crime, but then advocate for the BS that leads to poor jobs, poor schools and increased crime.

[Paslode]

Originally Posted by EricV

I concur. But you know it will probably happen anyway.

7624U has the best idea. Do something off the wall but non violent. Myself, I intend to have a No Vax speech prepared and a Bullhorn. Then tell them I can spray them with my special "Holy Water" to safe guard them from the evil Covid. I got a bottle of Fox piss around here somewhere...

We have a Dobie that goes ballistic anytime someone comes into the yard, let alone the door. She’s a good door bell, solicitors keep their distance and keep it very brief.

[Box]

Originally Posted by rsdengler

Answer the door bare ass naked...

Keep in mind - you are talking about going bare ass naked in front of folks from the Biden administration. I dont think opening the door bare ass naked is really going to dissuade the moral degenerates that associate with that side of the political spectrum.
Count yourself lucky if all they do is try to sniff your hair - but prepare your self for the worst.
If you are answering the door bare ass naked for attention - there are far better options than to do it in front of crusaders from the Biden administration.

But if you go through with it - do it without a face mask - and demand to speak to them while standing closer than six feet away. Your speaking distance should be closer than two middle easterners chatting over morning tea

show interest, but do it close. encroach on their space. agree with their pitch - ask for more information - tell them you are concerned because so many friends and family have been impacted by the virus - make sure you cough a few times without covering your mouth

Tell them that when Joe Biden admitted that the US government conducted illegal experiments on the Tuskegee Airmen - it made you afraid of the government.
After all, if FDR and Harry Truman could approve of such treachery, the surely the current batch of government lackeys would have no problems lying to the public - but they look honest and you are ready to trust them

Keep some cookies by the door like its trick or treat time.
Thank them for sacrificing their time to teach you the truth about vaccines - offer them some cookies and invite them into your home...

If they enter...

EAT THEM

Eat those mother fuckers like pulled pork on labor day weekend. You're going to want to use a vinegar heavy BBQ sauce because people generally taste like shit - especially if they eat a low fat vegan diet - a good Carolina style sauce should cover the gamey flavor that you get from a wild liberal.

...then put on their clothes and go around town"teaching" people about the vaccine. You've got to go straight silence-of-the-lambs and wear their skin like a suit or else people will recognize you. I also recommend you round out your disguise with a big red nose and a pair of Joe-Biden sunglasses with fake eyebrows.

Then when you are several neighborhoods away from your own, use their phone to get on line, cuss out their boss, deny science, and quit their job while declaring that you are moving to Cuba.

Then, get on with your life.

[Ret10Echo]

Originally Posted by Paslode

This appears to be quite an operation. Any ideas on the time frame it takes to plan this out and find the people that will be the boots on the ground? Also, how might this play out in a sparsely populated rural area where Door to Door isn't 50 to 100 feet apart?





https://www.zerohedge.com/political/...ments-revealed

They can just use the census takers...

Had someone roll up on my place, the dog was losing it's mind and I yelled at them to get off my property (they had passed through a gate to get there...)

Not sure how that counted...or if I'm on yet another list

[cbtengr]

Originally Posted by Ret10Echo

They can just use the census takers...

Had someone roll up on my place, the dog was losing it's mind and I yelled at them to get off my property (they had passed through a gate to get there...)

Not sure how that counted...or if I'm on yet another list

I may just have to break down and get a dog.

[Old Dog New Trick]

Originally Posted by cbtengr

I may just have to break down and get a dog.

I suggest a Peacock they make more noise and are prone to chasing people around violently. Dogs can be bought off with a Scoobi snack.

[sg1987]

Originally Posted by Box

Keep in mind - you are talking about going bare ass naked in front of folks from the Biden administration. I dont think opening the door bare ass naked is really going to dissuade the moral degenerates that associate with that side of the political spectrum.
Count yourself lucky if all they do is try to sniff your hair - but prepare your self for the worst.
If you are answering the door bare ass naked for attention - there are far better options than to do it in front of crusaders from the Biden administration.

But if you go through with it - do it without a face mask - and demand to speak to them while standing closer than six feet away. Your speaking distance should be closer than two middle easterners chatting over morning tea

show interest, but do it close. encroach on their space. agree with their pitch - ask for more information - tell them you are concerned because so many friends and family have been impacted by the virus - make sure you cough a few times without covering your mouth

Tell them that when Joe Biden admitted that the US government conducted illegal experiments on the Tuskegee Airmen - it made you afraid of the government.
After all, if FDR and Harry Truman could approve of such treachery, the surely the current batch of government lackeys would have no problems lying to the public - but they look honest and you are ready to trust them

Keep some cookies by the door like its trick or treat time.
Thank them for sacrificing their time to teach you the truth about vaccines - offer them some cookies and invite them into your home...

If they enter...

EAT THEM

Eat those mother fuckers like pulled pork on labor day weekend. You're going to want to use a vinegar heavy BBQ sauce because people generally taste like shit - especially if they eat a low fat vegan diet - a good Carolina style sauce should cover the gamey flavor that you get from a wild liberal.

...then put on their clothes and go around town"teaching" people about the vaccine. You've got to go straight silence-of-the-lambs and wear their skin like a suit or else people will recognize you. I also recommend you round out your disguise with a big red nose and a pair of Joe-Biden sunglasses with fake eyebrows.

Then when you are several neighborhoods away from your own, use their phone to get on line, cuss out their boss, deny science, and quit their job while declaring that you are moving to Cuba.

Then, get on with your life.

Truly laughing out loud…..You must produce a book sir. Think of the people outside this forum that are living in deprivation!