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Lets be honest - if you've got a little dick - and left wing science has already declared that a little dick means you are more likely to have guns or a sports car or a four wheel drive or a fucking job and a lifestyle that contributes to society...
well - for fuck sake - if Im already stuck with a little dick - why in the fuck SHOULDNT there be a four wheel drive truck in my drive way and a gun in my underwear drawer...
In fact - my dick is so little that I drive an import FWD while carrying a five shot snub-nosed revolver...
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