That isn't masters degree level
It's not even PHD level smart assery
That is cutting edge, world class, tip of the spear smartassery.
I had no idea that the Onion has been around since 1756.
I knew their reporting was historic - but damn - 1756.
That feels like proof that aLg0re didn't really help invent the internet.
...but I think it might still be fake; a daily readership of 4.3 trillion sounds like bullshit. Actually readership numbers must be two or three times that amount.
Besides, if it was real, it would have a REAL document number, like say, No. 21A834
...or something along those lines.
I have to go find some privacy right now - I have a freedom boner and I have to do something about it before freedom boners are outlawed due to their high degree of inequity.
Tu stultus es, indeed.
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