12-17-2010, 11:42
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Originally Posted by MVP
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I believe those clowns were on the SOCNET several years ago, the key boards and monitors were not safe during his period of posting.
However the running commetary was great on this recap! 
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12-17-2010, 11:43
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Originally Posted by 1stindoor
That was quite possibly one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
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PRICELESS.  I needed a good laugh today.
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12-17-2010, 12:07
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That gets my vote for funniest internet forum...ever. LOL
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12-17-2010, 12:12
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I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.
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Hilarious....
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12-17-2010, 12:13
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I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading that, great post, sir!
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12-17-2010, 12:46
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Amazingly I had a former Marine turn me on to that!!
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12-17-2010, 13:09
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I got through the first post and already felt infinitely more stupid. Had to pause, recollect myself and start again.
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12-17-2010, 13:11
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Reads like the script for Mall Cop 2.
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12-17-2010, 13:46
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That has to be a put on. Nobody is that stupid.
I'll never look at a Mall Cop in the same light again, but at least my ass is safe!
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12-17-2010, 13:50
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Here's the archive link to the full thread (threads, really): http://web.archive.org/web/200412040...m/archives.htm
Pat
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12-17-2010, 13:52
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That's it I will not go to a mall anymore I will only online shop.
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12-17-2010, 15:03
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That was quite possibly one of the funniest threads I have ever read.
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Brother, I stopped reading, went and made popcorn and returned to finish!!!
Last edited by wet dog; 12-17-2010 at 20:21.
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12-17-2010, 18:16
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The funniest thing I've ever read!!
They had me at "surplus Shrikes" and "Australian militants" - these guys have made it safe for me to visit Orange Julius once more!
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12-17-2010, 19:31
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When are they going to start issuing licenses for the internet?  
Hillarious.
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12-17-2010, 19:57
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That is hillarious
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