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Originally Posted by Guy
Sir,
Only have one today and this is the ugliest dog I have seen till this day.
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Guy:
What shade of paint would look best with the dog's coat? 
Alternate, more subtle plan:
Start demolition on a room or two, and just keep knocking down walls and cutting lumber every day without visible progress. Turn the saw on a piece of scrap lumber every time she calls or comes home. After a few weeks of plastic sheeting for walls and sawdust/drywall dust all over the place, it will be a long time before you get asked to start a project again. Note, if you shut down the only operating bathroom and put a water hose shower in the back and Porta-Potty in the front yard, you will really be ahead of the program. 
Just a thought.
TR
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De Oppresso Liber 01/20/2025
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Lmao!
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