12-22-2012, 07:27
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WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF.
FUCK YOU MAYANS. YOU GOT IT WRONG, YOUR CALENDAR SUCKS, AND WE ARE STILL IN THE SAME MESS WE WERE IN ON DECEMBER 20TH...
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12-22-2012, 15:15
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I HAVE SEEN YESTERDAY. I KNOW TOMORROW.
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12-22-2012, 18:20
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No snow storm, no end of the world...
Time for some Whiskey. 
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12-22-2012, 18:42
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I think it was just a Mayan long distance joke...I mean if you look at their calendar there is this guy with a sun around his head sticking his tongue out at you....like 'wake up bozo'....
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12-22-2012, 18:47
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Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.
Richard 
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12-22-2012, 18:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.
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They're Baaaaack: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml 
Pat
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12-22-2012, 19:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.
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Actually, the Oreo predicted that.
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12-22-2012, 19:59
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What's so funny is ..... people were looking at the WROMG calendar.
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12-22-2012, 20:01
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I don't mean to brag or anything, but yesterday was the 5th "End of the World" that I've survived.
I agree with these guys ....
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12-22-2012, 20:32
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Quote:
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Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.
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Nice...just great... A piece of USEFUL information... and they nut it up with world-end-apocalypse crap...
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12-22-2012, 22:08
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Damn. I gave away all my shit.
Do you think I can go back to the recipient and recover my stuff? It was all a joke, ha ha. Please, give it back.
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