01-04-2010, 08:56
|
#31
|
|
Quiet Professional (RIP)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
Posts: 6,922
|
Life's a Bitch..... And then you die!
Big Teddy 
__________________
I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
|
|
greenberetTFS is offline
|
|
|
01-04-2010, 11:43
|
#32
|
|
Area Commander
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Clay House Stuttgart, Germany
Posts: 2,670
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
Life's a Bitch..... And then you die!
Big Teddy |
Teddy,
What happened to "lifes a bitch and then you marry one." ?
One of my favorites:
I've toiled long and hard for bread, for honor and for riches,
but on my toes too long you've tread, you well bred sons of bit#h*s.
Last edited by mojaveman; 01-04-2010 at 11:47.
|
|
mojaveman is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 08:29
|
#33
|
|
Guerrilla
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Southern Puget Sound
Posts: 302
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by caveman
This one's a bit of a play on words:
"Here's to honor!
to getting honor!
and to not getting off her,
until you get off on her!"
Would you believe an ex-marine shared that one with me?
|
There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:
"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"
Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"
__________________
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.
--John Stewart Mill--
|
|
Weazle23 is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 09:37
|
#34
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland
Posts: 24,811
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weazle23
There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:
"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"
Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"
|
"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt Russell.
TR
__________________
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
De Oppresso Liber 01/20/2025
|
|
The Reaper is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 10:38
|
#35
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 15
|
some of my favorites
I always enjoy a vulgar, yet funny toast, so I'll share with you guys a few of my favorites:
lotta versions of this one, but the one I heard was
"Here's to you, Here's to me!
Friends forever, we shall be.
Should we ever disagree...
f* you... here's to me!"
another adaptation for the Honor toast is simply;
"A toast to on-her (honor),
Here's to getting on-her
Staying on-her
and if you cant cum in her
cum on-her"
"A toast to the Matron of Honor,
and all the times we laid upon her,
We f*ed her standing, we f*ed her lying,
If she had wings, we'd f*ed her flying.
Now she's dead, but not forgotten,
Lets dig up her bones and f* her rotten!"
"Here's to the breezes,
that blow through the trees'es,
That lift girls skirts up to their knees'es
She pleases, she teases, she bends those knee'es
Look at that snatch... down the hatch!"
And on a less vulgar note, a Captain on my team once said (I'm sure he stole it from a movie)
"Never Lie, Cheat, Steal, or drink...
If you must lie... lie with a beautiful woman,
if you must cheat, cheat death,
if you must steal, steal a woman's heart,
if you must drink, may it always be with your friends""
there are many versions of that one.
__________________
~Danimal
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition." ~Col. Trautman
Last edited by Danimal18C; 01-16-2010 at 10:44.
|
|
Danimal18C is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 18:20
|
#36
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Georgetown, SC
Posts: 4,204
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reaper
"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt Russell.
TR
|
One of my favorite movies...and, as I have said before, one of our greatest actors! I watched "Backdraft" last night. I'll watch "Miracle" tonight. Couple those with "Used Cars" and... well. Kurt's the best
__________________
"I took a different route from most and came into Special Forces..." - Col. Nick Rowe
|
|
ZonieDiver is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 18:22
|
#37
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Georgetown, SC
Posts: 4,204
|
My favorite, and the one I always use, is quite simple:
"God Bless America!"
__________________
"I took a different route from most and came into Special Forces..." - Col. Nick Rowe
|
|
ZonieDiver is offline
|
|
|
01-16-2010, 19:21
|
#38
|
|
Guest
|
L'Chaim........ to Life!
|
|
|
|
|
01-30-2010, 20:03
|
#39
|
|
Guest
|
Vivere commune est, sed non commune mereri.
Everybody lives; not everybody deserves to.
|
|
|
|
|
01-30-2010, 20:31
|
#40
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: DFW Texas Area
Posts: 4,741
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Air.177
This Thread Has the Potential to get Rather Western. I'll hold off until it does.
|
OK, it's been 5.5 years.................Time to go WESTERN!!
Here's to the slit that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But all the Soap this side of Hell,
can't wash away that fishy smell!!
Later
Martin
__________________
Martin sends.
|
|
Ambush Master is offline
|
|
|
01-30-2010, 21:19
|
#41
|
|
SF Candidate
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: 36° 7' N, 86° 41' W
Posts: 28
|
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere."
"May you live as long as you want
and never want as long as you live."
"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."
|
|
suede18 is offline
|
|
|
01-30-2010, 21:26
|
#42
|
|
Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: DFW Texas Area
Posts: 4,741
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambush Master
OK, it's been 5.5 years.................Time to go WESTERN!!
Here's to the slit that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But all the Soap this side of Hell,
can't wash away that fishy smell!!
Later
Martin |
Damn, you just bumped mine into "yesterday"!!
__________________
Martin sends.
|
|
Ambush Master is offline
|
|
|
01-31-2010, 00:18
|
#43
|
|
Guerrilla
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: NM
Posts: 207
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
One of my favorite movies...and, as I have said before, one of our greatest actors! I watched "Backdraft" last night. I'll watch "Miracle" tonight. Couple those with "Used Cars" and... well. Kurt's the best
|
Yes he is. Don't forget to watch "The Thing", too!
|
|
SF0 is offline
|
|
|
01-31-2010, 01:09
|
#44
|
|
Guest
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc
In my college days, we would frequently start off the night with:
Here's to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple.
|
Hmmm... I think the original is
Quote:
Here’s to being single…
Drinking doubles…
And seeing triple!
|
|
|
|
|
|
01-31-2010, 01:19
|
#45
|
|
Guest
|
WCL
Excellent, good job.
In the Q, you'll have to write essays. Keep these close and drop them ever so often to the SGM.
WD
Quote:
Originally Posted by W.Carter.L
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere."
"May you live as long as you want
and never want as long as you live."
"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."
|
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:49.
|
|
|
Linear Mode
