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Old 12-10-2010, 17:38   #31
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The only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is his own shadow!

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I would a agree with this statement but its a proven fact the sun is afraid of Chuck Norris therefore would never cast a shadow
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Old 12-11-2010, 12:36   #32
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Chuck Norris traded his soul to the Devil for striking good looks and unsurpassed karate skills. Chuck round kick the devil and took his soul back and now he and the devil are good friends and play poker everyother Wednsday.
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Old 12-11-2010, 12:47   #33
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Chuck was in all 6 Star Wars movies.....as THE FORCE

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Old 12-11-2010, 12:51   #34
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Chuck Norris does not stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.
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Old 12-11-2010, 13:48   #35
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Chuck was in all 6 Star Wars movies.....as THE FORCE

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I thought he was the one Warrior God that the Klingons were too afraid to kill?


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Old 12-11-2010, 15:38   #36
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does push-downs (the earth moves away)
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