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Old 02-27-2010, 00:41   #31
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Am with a four inch spike, it's enough to harden even the most jaded amongst us...............

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Old 02-27-2010, 00:48   #32
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Don't know 'bout shoes...
but just like any other man... I put my skirt on one leg at a time.
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Old 02-27-2010, 06:40   #33
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Don't know 'bout shoes...
but just like any other man... I put my skirt on one leg at a time.
You are So going to burn. see you later I'm goin' skiing
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Old 02-27-2010, 09:49   #34
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Don't know 'bout shoes...
but just like any other man... I put my skirt on one leg at a time.
Knowing what you look like doesn't help.

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Old 02-27-2010, 18:18   #35
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Head - Do they match your robin egg blue pumps?
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Old 02-27-2010, 18:43   #36
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Head - Do they match your robin egg blue pumps?
Hush your mouth R...he only RED pumps..its the color of choice with utilikilts.
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Old 02-27-2010, 20:16   #37
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Head - Do they match your robin egg blue pumps?
Pumps? Hell no. A soldier's gotta take care of his feet
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Old 02-28-2010, 13:28   #38
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And I hear you should match your pumps with your manbag...
I wanna know what a guy wears under that Ultikilt.

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Old 02-28-2010, 13:49   #39
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I wanna know what he wears under that Ultikilt.

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A blue ribbon perhaps???
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Old 02-28-2010, 14:21   #40
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A blue ribbon perhaps???
That is a very old joke.
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Old 02-28-2010, 14:26   #41
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That is a very old joke.
True, but you lead me to wonder if you imply that our SF guys don't deserve a blue ribbon?
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Old 02-28-2010, 16:40   #42
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A blue ribbon perhaps???
Definitely.

Try Googling "Scottish Bar Stool" for further enlightenment.

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Old 03-02-2010, 17:27   #43
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I just bought a pair of the Vibram Five Fingers and started running in them and it's feeling good. Start slow with just 1 mile runs at first as your calves will let you know you have muscles that are now working harder.

As they report, my sciatica and slight knee pain isn't felt during these short runs but only time will tell with longer runs (4-7 miles). Run times seem to have increased a little bit also.

The logic makes sense to me. No more heel pounding that distributes the force up along your spine. But they are funny looking. No arguing that.
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:55   #44
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I wanna know what a guy wears under that Ultikilt.

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Old 03-04-2010, 14:51   #45
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What's under the Utilikilt?

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LOL! Love it.

Touché, sir.
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