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Originally Posted by The Reaper
I agree, there needs to be a line for people who travel often enough that they know what they are doing.
Almost every time I get to the checkpoint, I get behind some travel-challenged individual who has to be recycled repeatedly for not taking the notebook out of the case and putting it in a tray by itself, take off the shoes, take off the jewelry, empty the pockets, take off the jacket, show us your ticket, etc., etc, etc.
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On a lighter note:
From a civvie standpoint, you know you travel way too often when:
... you keep a stash of customs claim forms in your desk - and fill them in days before you hit the airport - i.e. when you receive you itinerary - inc. your regular inbound/outbound duty-free purchases
... you bring along an extra claim form in case your flight gets bumped
... you not only wear the same [butt-ugly] shoes for each flight, you purchased them specifically because they have no metal shank and slip on/off in seconds
... you keep a large zip-lock baggie (or 2) in your laptop bag for keys, camera, cell phone, etc. to be easily placed into and retrieved from tray
... you never wear a belt, underwire bra, or a revealing top under the sweater /coat that they are certain to ask you to take off
... you know that United and O'Hare have some unGodly deal with Mother Nature for Friday evenings, Sunday Nights and Monday mornings - i.e. "your flight is delayed due to high winds"
* which always occur during the afore-mentioned times
** watch the "delayed flight" passenger exodus to the nearest lounge and calculate the revenue
One good pat-down from Olga and multiple delayed hub departures and you learn mighty fast.