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Old 04-19-2006, 16:52   #31
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You need to broaden your cultural experiences.


Indeed. Im heading over to the US late this year.

I want to go to "Hooters"


That and some other places.
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Old 04-19-2006, 17:59   #32
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Indeed. Im heading over to the US late this year.

I want to go to "Hooters"


That and some other places.
That's all the culture you should need.


Guy, That's an impressive score!
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:49   #33
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I want to go to "Hooters"
They have the best chicken wings! My wife will even go with me for the wings.
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:00   #34
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My wife actually likes the place for the wings, I've only beed 3 or 4 times. I like wings, I just can't eat the damn things from being preoccupied with the girls.

Don't get me wrong, I've been to Hooter's that have some very attractive ladies. But I've seen my fair share of girls that shouldn't be allowed to work in clothes that skimpy. Must of been lucky my day to get he "B" squad.
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:39   #35
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Don't get me wrong, I've been to Hooter's that have some very attractive ladies. But I've seen my fair share of girls that shouldn't be allowed to work in clothes that skimpy. Must of been lucky my day to get he "B" squad.
As opposed to the "D" squad? Wings great, scenery fine, but shiny brown pantyhose kills it for me.
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Old 04-27-2006, 13:26   #36
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neerly purfect

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Congratulations, Your score is 14 out of 15

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."

As a retired FAO who spent years rubbing elbows and other body parts with the refined society in the embassy crowd in the Middle East and Africa, I am particularly proud that I have retained my own cultural roots.

Then again as a quasi-Cajun from SE Texas I would have to say ethnic confusion prevented me from scoring 100%. What the #$%& is a scuppernong?

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Old 04-27-2006, 14:37   #37
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As opposed to the "D" squad? Wings great, scenery fine, but shiny brown pantyhose kills it for me.
there's no pleasing some folks...picky, picky, picky...
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Old 04-27-2006, 14:53   #38
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What the #$%& is a scuppernong?

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A scuppernong is a grape, indigenous to North America, IIRC, from which fine homemade wine can be made.

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Old 04-27-2006, 15:12   #39
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there's no pleasing some folks...picky, picky, picky...
I had to find something to temper my enthusiasm while in mixed company.
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Old 04-27-2006, 15:25   #40
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Redneck Quiz Final Score



Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15

"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
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Old 04-27-2006, 16:42   #41
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11 out of 15.

Growing up we called it pawnhaus/ponhaws instead of scrapple. I didn't know what scrapple was until I went to college.

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Old 04-27-2006, 18:27   #42
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This test would do well with geographic variations. For example, can anyone explain what a "Molly Hogan" is?

This term and it's origin would be known to those gentlemen who worked in the woods logging but possibly foreign to graduates of MIT.
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Old 04-27-2006, 18:39   #43
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about cable, ... I guess a "real man" would use a fid and splice it in rather than clamps. I hear stories of splicing steel cable by hand, don't think I would ever want to do it. It is bad enough with braided line. I have two rigging knives w/fids. I would use clamps too.

I'll have to ask the logger who lives below me. But He uses the new Finnish stuff. He does have a a gin(SP) pole..

Not sure if I gor it right. We did some selective cut to thin our forest. 7 truck loads of timber and about that in Fur wood.

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This test would do well with geographic variations. For example, can anyone explain what a "Molly Hogan" is?

This term and it's origin would be known to those gentlemen who worked in the woods logging but possibly foreign to graduates of MIT.
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Old 04-27-2006, 18:53   #44
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about cable, ... I guess a "real man" would use a fid and splice it in rather than clamps. I hear stories of splicing steel cable by hand, don't think I would ever want to do it. It is bad enough with braided line. I have two rigging knives w/fids. I would use clamps too.

I'll have to ask the logger who lives below me. But He uses the new Finnish stuff. He does have a a gin(SP) pole..

Not sure if I gor it right. We did some selective cut to thin our forest. 7 truck loads of timber and about that in Fur wood.
That's close enough for a pass.

I can tear apart and wrap a Molly Hogan in one inch wire rope, barehanded, no clamps.

Others can decide if this makes me a real man or not.

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Old 04-27-2006, 19:08   #45
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Others can decide if this makes me a real man or not.
Well, I have hung out with you on more than a few occasions, and I will stipulate that you are a real man, unless you want to quibble with me, forcing me to bring out the photos.

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