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Old 11-11-2005, 11:20   #16
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It means you're a Yankee.

Doh!!!

That is going to leave a mark.

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Old 11-11-2005, 11:27   #17
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It means you're a Yankee.

I suppose that rates slightly better than a Brit there Edward I
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:34   #18
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I've always been a disappointment to my family...

somewhere in the Blue Ridge, ancestors are spinning in their graves...
Ulysses S. f'ing Grant...
95% unorthordox, 15% tactics (my advance course small group instructor would probably agree), 85% guts (once again on the wrong side of the balls to brain weight equation) and 50% ruthless...
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:40   #19
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somewhere in the Blue Ridge, ancestors are spinning in their graves...
Ulysses S. f'ing Grant...
95% unorthordox, 15% tactics (my advance course small group instructor would probably agree), 85% guts (once again on the wrong side of the balls to brain weight equation) and 50% ruthless...
. . . and the QP ice finally breaks! Thanks, lksteve! LOL
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:18   #20
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I don't know how to feel when being compaired to a Frenchman but I am Vercingetorix. 77% unorthodox, 46% tactics, 59% guts, and 54% ruthlessness.
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Old 11-11-2005, 21:21   #21
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Since when am I phrench?
Vercingetorix:
83 Wisdom, 58 Tactics, 60 Guts, and 44 Ruthlessness

You scored higher than 98% on Unorthodox
You scored higher than 23% on Tactics
You scored higher than 67% on Guts
You scored higher than 41% on Ruthlessness
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Old 11-12-2005, 04:24   #22
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Vercingetorix

You scored 83 Wisdom, 46 Tactics, 60 Guts, and 54 Ruthlessness!

I am satisfied.
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Old 11-12-2005, 04:37   #23
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Vercingetorix
70 Wisdom, 46 Tactics, 58 Guts, and 70 Ruthlessness!

ouch Kyobanim you broke my balls and done kilt me
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Old 11-12-2005, 04:46   #24
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I suppose that rates slightly better than a Brit there Edward I
Rather be English (bah!) than Yankee. (I've got a thing for Southern ladies )

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You scored 79 Wisdom, 58 Tactics, 59 Guts, and 48 Ruthlessness!

He's not really a Frog. The Gauls are differant...I think. I hope.
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:39   #25
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I am a genious Tactician...................and a coward!

McClelland?!
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Old 11-13-2005, 11:29   #26
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I was tagged with the King Longshanks Title...... Humm, wonder what my Scotish ancesters would think?

68% Wisdom
69% Tactics
59% Guts
49% Ruthless.

But can I still make a good cup of coffee?

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Old 11-14-2005, 13:14   #27
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Chief Sitting Bull

You scored 68 Wisdom, 69 Tactics, 69 Guts, and 40 Ruthlessness!

You'd make a decent guerilla fighter. You are a tactical genius and you have the balls to back it up with some follow through. But that being said, you are most likely unwilling to torture an enemy soldier for information, because underneath all of the hides of the buffalo you killed yourself and that huge f*cking headdress, you have a heart.



My test tracked 4 variables

You scored higher than 64% on Unorthodox

You scored higher than 43% on Tactics

You scored higher than 94% on Guts

You scored higher than 20% on Ruthlessness
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Old 11-14-2005, 14:25   #28
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I was tagged as Julius Caesar

59 Wisdom
62 Tactics
50 Guts
50 Ruthlessness

I now feel the strong urge to keep my back to the wall and look over my shoulder (especially around March)

How I stack up against other notables:

scored higher than 35% on Unorthodox

scored higher than 27% on Tactics

scored higher than 33% on Guts

scored higher than 59% on Ruthlessness
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