All the guys previously mentioned must have known Mike Hunt's cousin Richard...Richard Hurtz, from Holden, MA
AKA Dick Hurtz from Holden.
I hear Dick was related by marriage to the Bagg twins...Douche and Duffle.
Ah...back in 5th grade, again....
...just don't put this shit on a reporter's Teleprompter...or they will do what most TV news folks apparently do best these days...simply read a script.