Banned from enlistment

Originally Posted by mojaveman

Ehre,

Parlez vous Francais?

Hope it works out for you but if it doesn't you can always try the French Foreign Legion, they are always hiring and could probably care less about a DUI.

Bonne chance...

Speaking French is a plus but not a prerequisite to enlist in the French foreign legion. If you make it through selection and sign the first 5 year contract they'll teach you all the French you need.
Sorry for the off topic.