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Old 10-26-2009, 06:02   #16
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*AHEM*

Is this thing on ???

...tap....tap....

Gents,
I wish to plead the case for Dozer as being a case of nothing more than Temporary Insanity, Good Natured Fatherhood and Excellent Husbandry.

As my client has stated......
You know where to send the bill.
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Old 10-26-2009, 06:50   #17
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OK.

Great job Sdiver!!

So for my part, sentence reduced to only two says without jello; including "time served".............

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Old 10-26-2009, 08:34   #18
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You wear PJs?

How old are you, anyway?

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Old 10-26-2009, 08:45   #19
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Dozer, my only question is this . . .

. . .were you dancing while making french toast and watching the video?
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:38   #20
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You wear PJs?

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Dozer, refer to Richards post.

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Alcohol was never a valid extenuating or mitigating circumstance for defending such horrific behavior when undergoing a UCMJ action. I'd run and hide if I were you.

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Old 10-26-2009, 09:40   #21
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Dozer, you didn't just post the Special Ops Question did you?

You know, how to be SF faster and with short cuts?
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:43   #22
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Dozer, you didn't just post the SF Question did you?
If he did, I'm retracting my "He was ONLY drinking Orange Juice" defense.
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:49   #23
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How old are you, anyway?

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Dr Denton's most likely.

I made it to ooga,ooga and turned it of.
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:23   #24
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Dozer, you didn't just post the Special Ops Question did you?

You know, how to be SF faster and with short cuts?
LR 1947 No, a thousand times NO! I did not have anything to do with the Tagger's post (I was as shocked, disgusted and amused as most).
Please don't ban him . . . YET (He needs to suffer)
HOFF WAS A JOKE FER GAWD'S SAKE! The comedy zone, Hello!

SDiver I swear! My retainer is still good, BTW your bank called about the size of the wire transfer. Something about "Wow. . ."

Reaper They were plaid, blue, tie at waist, ankle length. 16 YO girls were in my kitchen. I was wearing the "All I feel is recoil" tee shirt if that helps.
('Bout as old as you I'm guessing.)
I don't suppose you noticed that blame for Tagger was offered not just to me but to TS and YOU! (I'm a little honored, actually)

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Old 10-26-2009, 10:29   #25
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With all due respect to SDiver, I think the defendant needs Otter for his counsel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHFd...eature=related
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:03   #26
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With all due respect to SDiver, I think the defendant needs Otter for his counsel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Y80ue92Ao
OH great! YouTube. We come full circle.
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:01   #27
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Oh Dozer, don't quit your day job on account of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA
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Old 10-26-2009, 18:38   #28
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Oh Dozer, don't quit your day job on account of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YRWhg4YaA
Well done... You saved me from a thought of posting another ugachaka video.
I am in your debt.
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Old 08-28-2010, 22:06   #29
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wow I think someone owes me an apology for that originally posted youtube link
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Old 08-29-2010, 05:39   #30
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You asking to be banned?
I'm with you on this one TS(sorry Dozer ) Not banned for life but at least say 90 days and less if he's on good behavior!...............

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