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Old 07-08-2009, 20:58   #16
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Kinda like reading the ol' John Birch Society's manifesto - or is my age showing again - different day, same ol' bag of pistachios.
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You must be referring to their core view that both the US and Russian governments are controlled by the same furtive conspiratorial cabal of internationalists, greedy bankers, and corrupt politicians which, if left unexposed, would allow the traitors inside the US government to betray our sovereignty to the United Nations for a collectivist new world order managed by a "one-world socialist government"...or their linking of Dwight D. Eisenhower, John Foster Dulles, and Allen Dulles as conscious, dedicated agents of the Communist Conspiracy...or their call to infiltrate and take over the PTA to protect our children's morals and save our schools...or their current view that the collapse of communism in Russia and Eastern Europe was false and "planned" by the Russian/Eastern European governments which it sees controlled by "the insiders."
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Richard,
You have such a way with words. And, yes you are giving away your age
If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in
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John Birch Society Lyrics – Chad Mitchell Trio (1962)
by Michael Brown
Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
You just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we hate to be bereft
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left

Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks
To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks
Now there's no one that we're certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
We think that Westbrook Pegler doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We're not sure what he did but he's our hero just the same

Socialism is the ism dismalest of all
Join the John Birch Society, there's so much to do
Have you heard they're serving vodka at the WCTU?
Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Well MPA has agents that are flauntedly unashamed
We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee
And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory

Norman Vincent Peale may think he's kidding us along
But the John Birch Society knows he spilled the beans
He keeps on preaching brotherhood, but we know what he means
We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee

Here to save our country from a communistic plot
Join the John Birch Society holding off the Reds
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads
Do you want Justice Warren for your Commissar?
Do you want Mrs. Krushchev in there with the DAR?
You cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin
If mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in

Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the Right
Join the John Birch Society as we're marching on
And we'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the John
The John, the John Birch So- ci- i- teee.
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:39   #17
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And then there's the Mad Magazine view of the JBS from my high school years...

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Old 07-09-2009, 08:57   #18
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(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
I guess the religion of peace has a cross cultural attraction when it is a case of us vs them.

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