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Old 10-01-2008, 18:15   #16
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Time for the obligatory warning.

If you start experimenting with improvised, you will eventually get burned, poisoned, blasted, or arrested.

Trust me on this. I would leave chemicals to the chemists, unless you are a trained professional.

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Old 10-01-2008, 19:11   #17
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If you taught your son the "pull the pin and throw the grenade" when he was three, he will find the absolute last purple smoke in the ammo can when he is eleven...
On his first Boy Scout camp out, he will start the fire in a down pour.
You will hear Lead, Follow or Get out of the way as you 11 year old dresses down the SPL.
I have created a monster, and a little man.
His future is his, but I bet I see Bragg one more time.
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Old 10-01-2008, 19:51   #18
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Use the bath tub. Get it right and you have jello for a year!


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You shouldn't have told me that. Now I might seriously think about doing it.
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Old 10-01-2008, 20:23   #19
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Was just getting ready to say this, people don't mix chemicals if you don't know what you're doing!

I think I mentioned this before, but I read in one of Stephen King's books about how his brother, when they were kids, took a piece of iron, wrapped wire around it, and plugged it into the wall outlet to "magnetize it."

Don't try this either

AC Current does not work, it has to be a DC Inducted Field!!
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