I would like to submit the following performance envelope for 'The QP'.
The QP is not restricted by road surface, climate, fuels* or hostile elements.
The QP is a versatile Multi-Functional, Omni-Capable vehicle.
The QP blends in to any crowd, community, jungle or dessert.
The QP is equally at home on the A5, Route 66 or CDT-101 (Camel Dung Trail, central Libya)
* The QP does not yet operate on fissionable fuel types.
* The QP continues to be restrained by all laws of physics.
Unfortunately, these requirements are currently beyond our manufacturing capabilities...
I guess we're just stuck with you guys...
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