Good Blonde Laugh

[Dominus_Potior]

I got a million of these things. By boss's wife is blonde and a really dumb bit....well, anyway, she thinks she's smart but she's not. I got blondes jokes for days.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

[Mosby Raider]

Q: What do blondes and aircraft have in common?

A: Black boxes.

[darbs]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
little red sports car and was pulled over by
a woman police officer who was also a
blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license. She dug through her purse and was getting
progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has
your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK,
you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Richard]

A blind man wanders into a female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[Tatonka316]

Two brunettes and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first brunette what she would like to drink. She says, "I'll have a G and T". The bartender says, "Oh, a gin and tonic", and pours her the drink.

The second brunette says, "I'll have a J and C" - and the bartender says, "A Jack and Coke coming right up!" and serves her the drink.

The is sitting there, thinking about what she wants to order, and finally says, "I'll have a 15!" The bartender looks at her and says,"I'm sorry, but I don't know what a '15' is?"

The blonde says, "You know - 7 and 7!"

[Gypsy]

Originally Posted by Tatonka316

Two brunettes and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first brunette what she would like to drink. She says, "I'll have a G and T". The bartender says, "Oh, a gin and tonic", and pours her the drink.

The second brunette says, "I'll have a J and C" - and the bartender says, "A Jack and Coke coming right up!" and serves her the drink.

The is sitting there, thinking about what she wants to order, and finally says, "I'll have a 15!" The bartender looks at her and says,"I'm sorry, but I don't know what a '15' is?"

The blonde says, "You know - 7 and 7!"

LOL! Haven't heard this one yet.

[echoes]

Originally Posted by Gypsy

LOL! Haven't heard this one yet.

Neither have I...Damn! I must be getting old...rrrrrr... NOT smarter....just older....

Wow this is an old thread...brings back memories....hehehe...! Oh Ya'll know who you are...

Holly

Who knows the true definition of a Redhead?

A Blonde from Hell

[caveman]

A blond and a brunette were on opposing sides of a war. During battle the blond threw a hand grenade into the brunette's foxhole. The brunette picked it up, pulled the pin, and threw it back.

Two blonds were standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other "How do you get to the other side?" The second blond yells back "You ARE on the other side!"

Originally Posted by wet dog

Who knows the true definition of a Redhead?

A Blonde from Hell

[NoChai]

A blonde drives out of the dealership with a brand new corvette. While she is on the interstate she cuts off a trucker. The trucker flashes his lights and gets the blonde to pull over.

When she does he notices that she's blonde. He draws a circle on the ground a few feet away from her car and says "Stand in this circle and don't move no matter what." The blonde does as she's told. The trucker grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to bust out all the windows in the Corvette.

When he looks back the blonde is giggling. This makes the trucker furious, so he goes back to the car and continues beating on it.

When he turns around the blonde is laughing so hard she can't breathe. The trucker says "You think that's funny, huh?" and continues to beat the car into submission. When he turns around the blonde is rolling on the ground laughing.

The trucker finally asks her why the hell she's laughing and the blonde replies "When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"


-told to me by my brother.