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Old 10-16-2023, 22:15   #1
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Another gaffe from the idiot Bribem - or his "writers"

The Comedy Zone is the only place I figured that this was appropriate.


Joe Biden: “Who in God’s Name Needs a Weapon with 100 Rounds in Their Chamber?!?”


No, it's not a joke. This is real. It's our resident that's the joke,but not a funny one.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...ds-weapon-100/
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Old 10-17-2023, 06:36   #2
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And he is the USA's emissary we are sending to Israel to quell the disturbance?



I do not have a warm fuzzy that Joe's trip will be fruitful..

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Old 10-17-2023, 07:58   #3
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Its not a gaffe.

A gaffe is an unintentional act or statement; a social or diplomatic blunder; a faux pas if you will...

-A gaffe is saying "Hi Stacy" when you meet your friend's new wife - but his new wife's name is Judy and his EX-wifes name is Stacy.
-A gaffe is forgetting to shake someones hand during a formal exchange.

-What a gaffe is NOT is Staff Sergeant John "Four Leaf" Tayback getting outed for pretending he lost both hands in combat.
-What a gaffe is NOT is when inexperienced public relations team simply cannot control a has-been, overbearing, closeted racist, drug-addicted, self important family of trash people every time one of them gets near a fucking camera.
-What a gaffe is NOT is Simple Jack just being himself; a mentally challenged farm boy who can talk to animals going on another of his foolish rants.

Everyone knows the rule - NOW, say it with me:
Never go full retard.

-JFK fucked everything that got close to him, never went full retard.
-LBJ wagged his dick at reporters and shit with the door open during interviews but never went full retard.
-Reagan called military uniforms 'costumes' and let Nancy hire an astrologer but he never went full retard.
-Jimmy Carter told everyone to wear a sweater, went full retard - didn't get reelected.
-Donald Trump tripped over his keyboard and fell face first into a swamp full of Twitter Quicksand - went full retard - didn't get reelected.

-Brandon went full retard a long LONG time ago but full retard is still NOT a gaffe.



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