Jump, jump, jump!

[Divemaster]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...623-story.html

Chicago officers told to look out for Sinead O'Connor after Dublin police call
Chicago Tribune
June 23, 2016 8:06PM

Chicago police were on the lookout for singer Sinead O’Connor Thursday evening after Dublin police contacted them to say that O’Connor had called and said she was going to jump from a bridge in Chicago, police said.

Chicago police dispatchers broadcast what’s known as an “all-call” message about O’Connor for the first time a little after 5 p.m. Officers have been told to be on the lookout for her, but no officers have yet been assigned to search for her.

Thursday’s Chicago Police message said that a Dublin police sergeant had contacted Chicago police about 3:30 p.m. Thursday to say that O’Connor had called Dublin police to say that “I’m on a bridge in Chicago and I’m going to jump.”

“Officers should keep an eye out for the celebrity,” the message continued.

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[PedOncoDoc]

They should be on the lookout from the ground so they can quickly dispose of the body.

[Team Sergeant]

I don't believe there's a high enough bridge in Corrupt Chicago to do the job...... But there is one in San Fran that will!!!!
Just keep an eye out for the boats!