Old 09-02-2013, 16:30   #1
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Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom
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Old 09-02-2013, 22:26   #2
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ROFL! Milk spewed out my nose.
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:50   #3
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Nice!..I "heard" the postman is also checking the market!
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