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Old 07-06-2011, 15:00   #1
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Soldier - Sex Doll

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...Ps0H_blog.html

Woodbridge soldier arrested in adult store with sex doll

Life in the Army can be hard, and fraternization is discouraged. But where in the regulations does it say you can’t have sex with a plastic blow-up doll?


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Old 07-06-2011, 15:26   #2
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Might have been..........

Might have been the B & E before the S & M.
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Old 07-06-2011, 15:38   #3
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Might have been the B & E before the S & M.
LMAO,what is happening in the Army with guys like this?........

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Old 07-06-2011, 15:43   #4
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I guess Little Jim is a better name than Little Johnson, a little better anyway.
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Old 07-06-2011, 15:44   #5
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It takes all kinds...

With a little more hair he could be Little Big Man.

I've always prefered real dolls myself.
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Old 07-06-2011, 16:02   #6
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Old 07-06-2011, 18:09   #7
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This one takes the cake! After I finished choking on my dip, I contemplated what I would have done had I been one of the arresting officers. I came to the conclusion that it might have been better to just take a few pictures and post them on facebook, or send them to http://militaryfail.net/ to post in their officer section.
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Old 07-06-2011, 19:49   #8
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So is he really an officer (soon to be ex-officer?). And if the answer is yes, what was his source of commission?
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Old 07-06-2011, 19:53   #9
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I better clear my wall locker at work,,,,
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:19   #10
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I better clear my wall locker at work,,,,
Do blow up sheep count?
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:34   #11
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:45   #12
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Looking for love in all the wrong places.............

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Old 07-07-2011, 14:05   #13
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Little Jim, 28, serves in the Veterinary Command, the spokesman said.

Was the doll human or animal shaped?

I wonder how many dogs, horses, and other critters have PTSD after a visit from the good ole Vet...
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One man's air mattress is another man's fiance.
Classic! Thanks, Utah Bob.
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damn....talk about a "blow" job...
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