Old 08-12-2008, 18:47   #1
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It still hurts

Two young ladies were playing golf one day. One teed off, and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men, playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

Aghast at what had happened, the two women rushed over to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve you of you pain, if you'll allow me.", the first young lady said.

"Oh, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes.", replied the man who was hit, still in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and lay them at his side. Then she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She then began administering a tender and artful massage, for several long moments.

After awhile, the young lady asked, "How does this feel."

To which the man replied, "Wonderful. It feels great.....but I think my thumb is still broken."
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:58   #2
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Saw this one coming.

Still funny!

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Old 08-13-2008, 12:14   #3
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Old 08-13-2008, 19:23   #4
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Saw this one coming.

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