Merry Christmas... to me.

[Ambush Master]

Headed for Phase I, we were “inserted” into Camp Mackall by way of a full equipment jump. Only one problem, we were on a C-123, the weather was for shit and we were flown around for about 2-3 hours waiting for the weather to break. During the leisurely flight one of my friends got airsick and puked in his piss-pot !! He passed it down the stick for the JM to dump into the pisser in the rear and when it was about halfway back the RED LIGHT ILLUMINATED !!! EVERYBODY, STAND UP!!! The wayward helmet found itself being passed back to it’s owner, without having been DUMPED !!! As the jump commands proceeded, the helmet and owner were reunited and he donned it, puke and all. There was puke running and dripping off of his nose, ears, and chin. He was covered in it, and we were going to find ourselves without bathing facilities for the duration of Phase I. (He ended up having to wear those clothes for close to a week!!) When we finally left the airplane, all that broke the silence was his continued barfing all the way to the ground !!!

[Wamps]

When I was at the hotel over-night for MEPS a guy projectile-vomitted about 3 feet onto another guy's leather jacket. It was during our nightly "hotel briefing." Some people laughed at him, so as "punishment" all of us were sent to our rooms for the night with no snack. Turns out he swallowed his dip and was afraid to ask to go to the bathroom.