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Old 05-11-2015, 11:30   #16
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Old 05-11-2015, 12:27   #17
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Billy, I bet you used Comon Core to come up with that number.
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Old 05-15-2015, 19:12   #18
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Billy, I bet you used Comon Core to come up with that number.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I took pre-Algebra, Algebra, linear algebra, Calc I, Calc II, Calc III, and Differential Equations. Got all A's except for one class. I looked at a 10th or 11th grader Common Core math homework and it made no sense whatsoever! Never felt dumber, though...
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Old 05-15-2015, 21:14   #19
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EVERYONE of you are scheduled for a piss-test tomorrow morning.
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Old 05-19-2015, 17:20   #20
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I had always wondered what this meant ...

I mean, the military marches on its Anagram, doesn't it?

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Everyone has heard of Operation Jade Helm now, unless they’ve been living under a rock. However, until now, few people outside of Government actually knew what the anagram meant. Now we know, and we see that we’ve all been made a target. What the letters in ‘Jade Helm’ decipher to is,

“Joint Assistant for Development and Execution along with Homeland Eradication of Local Militants.”


* http://www.consciouslyenlightened.com/?p=856
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Old 05-19-2015, 17:37   #21
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07/15/15

The end of Oppression is near.......
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Old 05-19-2015, 18:12   #22
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Billy, I bet you used Comon Core to come up with that number.
This is where he learned his Common Core math:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxjV...U&spfreload=10
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Old 05-19-2015, 18:21   #23
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numbers dont lie my friend
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WTF is 7/15/15, seriously?
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Old 05-19-2015, 18:51   #25
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WTF is 7/15/15, seriously?
The end times ...

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...19&postcount=2

Com'on man, get with the program.
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The end times ...

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...19&postcount=2

Com'on man, get with the program.
Surely you can't be serious.
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WTF is 7/15/15, seriously?
The end of times.....


@71515

Just wait and keep your powder dry.......
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