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Old 11-24-2010, 09:26   #1
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Pelosi Refuses TSA Body Scan??

Nancy Pelosi has a problem..

She was successful in getting Big Sis to allow her constituency a buy on the Full Body Scan.. The mini-Burka Tickle, TSA Rule #911, was the results..

BUTT, now that the Queen is no longer allowed on AF#3 for personal travel, Her minions have asked the TSA if she qualifies for the Muslim mini-search with her hemp burka..

Seems the TSA arranged a personal demonstration for the X-speaker and the results were,, startling...


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Old 11-24-2010, 11:02   #2
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Nancy Pelosi has a problem..

She was successful in getting Big Sis to allow her constituency a buy on the Full Body Scan.. The mini-Burka Tickle, TSA Rule #911, was the results..

BUTT, now that the Queen is no longer allowed on AF#3 for personal travel, Her minions have asked the TSA if she qualifies for the Muslim mini-search with her hemp burka..

Seems the TSA arranged a personal demonstration for the X-speaker and the results were,, startling...


I can't help but wonder if she has the ability to understand what she is looking at. Nancy baby is just so disconnected in so many ways. Glad to not see her pic on the scanner; likely would ruin appetites through the weekend for most of the nation.

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Old 11-24-2010, 13:31   #3
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lol "hemp burkha"
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Old 11-24-2010, 13:35   #4
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Who would really want to frisk her.. burrrr....sends shivers down my spin...

Guess she will have to do what the rest of us citizens have to endure.

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Old 11-24-2010, 14:58   #5
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I can't help but wonder if she has the ability to understand what she is looking at. Nancy baby is just so disconnected in so many ways. Glad to not see her pic on the scanner; likely would ruin appetites through the weekend for most of the nation.

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Pelosi,"full body scan"...........Ugh!

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Old 11-24-2010, 21:08   #6
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I heard they decided to go through with the cavity check for Pelosi....and found her head. Apparently this was from where she has been talking all this time.
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Old 12-06-2010, 12:19   #7
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Old 12-06-2010, 13:25   #8
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I don't understand why she is still in Congress. There a a lot of bridges in need of a Troll so she has other job oportunities.
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