10-31-2009, 08:08
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World's Scariest License Plate
You may want to try and pass her on the road - but I wouldn't dare honk the horn.   
And furthermore - 13 Things PMS Stands For:
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
- Potential Murder Suspect
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10-31-2009, 08:10
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Why do they call it PMS?..................................
Because MCD (Mad Cow Disease) was taken. 
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10-31-2009, 08:15
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Could be a hormonal warning !
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10-31-2009, 10:48
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...didn't know that my boss had Oregon plates....
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10-31-2009, 14:58
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Lemmesee, there are approximately 9 females that frequent this site. Four I believe in the Fayetteville area.
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Because MCD (Mad Cow Disease) was taken.
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Longrange, where should we have the flowers sent?
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11-01-2009, 07:07
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Better heed that warning sign!
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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11-01-2009, 07:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by longrange1947
Why do they call it PMS?..................................
Because MCD (Mad Cow Disease) was taken.
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NO, dear, because we Put up with Men's Sh*t  
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11-01-2009, 10:47
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Bladesmith to the Quiet Professionals
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Just asked my wife to look at that plate to see if it was her's. She said, "No" and then added a minute later, "Why do I need PMS when I have you"?
packing some bedding out to the shop now.
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11-01-2009, 11:25
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Lemmesee, there are approximately 9 females that frequent this site. Four I believe in the Fayetteville area.
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Make that 10!
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11-01-2009, 14:06
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...or 11....
Bladesmith Bill- that's a good one...I like her already. Ha.
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11-01-2009, 14:55
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PMS is why so many smart, married men learn fast how to just say, "Yes Dear".
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11-01-2009, 15:15
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Well, not all women-folk suffer from this strage ailment....I honestly would like to bitch-slap stupid people all the time!
(um, does that make me weird???? hehehe)
Holly
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11-02-2009, 08:02
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Funny thing, I saw this exact same plate in Ohio...... Wonder if she was armed and dangerous.....
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11-02-2009, 12:38
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Originally Posted by longrange1947
Why do they call it PMS?..................................
Because MCD (Mad Cow Disease) was taken. |
LR,
You like to live right on the edge,don't you?
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11-02-2009, 16:17
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packing some bedding out to the shop now.
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You think you'd learn by now.
I think that plate belongs to my aunt...
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