SF soldier walks into a bar....
... and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No,"
he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
" The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?" The SF guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says
you're not wearing any panties...." "
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The SF guy smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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"If one day you decide to know yourself...you'll have to choose the warrior path...You'll reach the darkness of your spirit.... Then, if you overcome your fears....You will know who you are."
"De Oppresso Liber"
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