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New Vacancy for "First Something-or-Other"
I wish the object of Babylon Bee's affection were a fiction but, alas, not to be.
Quote:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Army's first transgender officer Major Anna Gabrielian has been charged with conspiring to give secret information to Russia to aid them in their attack on Ukraine. As a result, Biden awarded Gabrielian with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for being the first-ever transgender traitor to America.
"We've had guys like Aaron Burr and Benedict Arnold — he's a great guy, by the way, I know his daughter — but we've never had a traitor who identified as transgender. This is historic!" said Biden to those in attendance at the White House ceremony. "It's not every day you get sold out to the Russians by a dude in a dress! How about that!"
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More at the Bee's link above.
Non-fiction version.
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