For the Charlies

[Sdiver]

Most Common Phrases Heard by an SF Engineer:


"Dude... you sure we're far enough away?"

"You're sure this is structurally sound?"

"Wait... that had a serial number? I haven't seen that thing in years."

"You suck at building stuff, bro."

"Can we just mark that as a field loss?"

"How much C4 did you put on that charge again?"

"Do your OWN damn inventory!"

"You're POSITIVE we're far enough away?"

"Add one more block, it will be ok"

"Wanna see something cool?"

"How hard could it be"

"Did you sign for that?"

“Bro why you trying to do a ribbon charge with full blocks"

"Are you ABSOLUTLEY POSITIVE we're far enough away?"