Gas Pump Etiquette

[twistedsquid]

Is it me or are many people douchebags at the pump?

1. If you don't have a diesel vehicle and standard pumps are available don't occupy diesel pumps.

2. Don't pull up to a pump, park and start making cell phone calls while in your vehicle.

3. Don't abandon your vehicle at the pump while you go inside, take a shit, grab whatever items you need for your day and jaw wag with the counter jockey. Move your vehicle!

4. Don't expose us to you cell phone conversations at the pump (or anywhere else, please).

5. Don't spit or smoke at the pump.

6. Clean your windshield concurrently with pumping.

7. Never get mouthy with a veteran...at the pump... when your lazy, inconsiderate, asshole index is off the chart.

Feel free to add any others. Today I just about dropped a 20 something who was "brilliantly ignorant" of all of the above.