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The Colonoscopy
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in
Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friend
in
San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle
and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my
procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an
erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
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