Nymphomaniac.............

[greenberetTFS]

Recently I was traveling to Key West, and I was changing planes in Chicago. I had just sat down and noticed this absolutely stunning woman coming down the isle looking for her seat. As luck would have it, she sat beside me. Not wanting to let this opportunity slip away, I quickly asked her if she was traveling for business or pleasure. She replied she was on a business trip. So, I inquired the nature of her business. She said that she was flying to Miami for a Nymphomaniac Convention, and she was giving a lecture. I asked her what the topic was. She said she lecture on sexual myths. I said,"Myths?" She said yeah like the myth that black men are the best endowed of the races. She went on to tell me that it is actually the American Natives that are the most well endowed. She went on to tell me that the French were supposedly the hottest lovers, when actually it is the Jews that are the hottest. She seen I was interested so she went on to say the men with the most stamina in the bedroom were the southern rednecks. I was grinning from ear to ear, and she blushed a little and said she shouldn't be telling me all this because she didn't know me. I said my name is Tonto, Tonto Finklestein, but my friends call me Bubba!..............

Big Teddy