Yes, I am violating strict OPSEC protocol, but I figure Wikileaks will be breaking this story soon anyway.
An evil spin-off of the New Earth Army was the rediscovery of the ancient art of witchcraft. Unfortunately, a recently released (and obviously innocent) Gitmo detainee has uncovered our devious plot.....
Witchcraft Uncovered
Let us pray that our highly trained (and of course...Jewish) sorcerers escape the long arm of the ACLU
Highlight from the transcript.....
Interviewer:
Did they ever use witchcraft on you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj:
There was one attempt.
Interviewer:
How did they do it?
Walid Muhammad Hajj:
Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again.
. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
WTF?
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