Nancy Pelosi has a problem..
She was successful in getting Big Sis to allow her constituency a buy on the Full Body Scan.. The mini-Burka Tickle, TSA Rule #911, was the results..
BUTT, now that the Queen is no longer allowed on AF#3 for personal travel, Her minions have asked the TSA if she qualifies for the Muslim mini-search with her hemp burka..
Seems the TSA arranged a personal demonstration for the X-speaker and the results were,, startling...


