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Old 03-14-2010, 15:25   #1
JJ_BPK
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DOCTORS & UNEMPLOYED

An Israeli doctor Says,

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"Medicine in my country is so advanced That we can take a kidney out of
one man, Put it in another, and have him looking for Work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,

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"That is nothing; we can take a lung Out of one person, put it in another, and Have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.

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"In my country, medicine is so advanced That we can take half a heart out of one Person, put it in another, and have them Both looking for work in two weeks."

A Kentucky doctor, says.

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"You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with No brains out of Illinois and Put him in the White House And within SIX MONTHS, Half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."
Ba Da Bing...
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