If you've finished one, please so indicate in this thread so that everyone may acknowledge your manliness. Note that historical food consumption falls within exclusion 3, clause (iii)(a)(5) of the Quiet Professional code, as amended, so it's OK to post here. Really. Trust me, I'm a lawyer!
If you didn't have your Rooster in Fayetteville, you don't qualify to post here. That is all.