Redneck pick-up lines

[Sdiver]

1) Did you fart???....cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded???....cuz you sure are special.

3) My love for you is like diarrhea......I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card???....cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants???.....cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) If you was a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

9) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If you're gonna regret this mornin', we can sleep in till afternoon.

and the best for last......

11) Your face reminds me of a wrench.........every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up !!!!