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Natural Enemies
Tired of annoying pests? And yet, you still find offensive the wanton killing of any of God's creatures?
Use this Natural Enemies list to do your dirty work for you!
Frogs and toads -> Mosquitoes/flies/gnats
Cats -> Small furry creatures/birds
Dogs -> Mailmen/Jehovahs Witnesses/Mormons/Solicitors
Bears -> Gawdamm annoying tourists with huge Canon cameras/eco-kooks
A nuclear device -> Neighbors/Rogue States
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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