What NOT to get her for Valentine's Day

[Sdiver]

Okay Fellas, post up your lists.

A box of chocolates arranged to hide the fact that you ate all the carmel ones.

Any food item with the words "diet", "lite", or "high fiber" on the label.

A six pack of your favorite beer.

Any video staring Sly Stallone or The Simpsons.

Jewelry you got from a vending machine.

A card you made from your Harley Davidson or Group's note pad.

Lingerie 2 sizes larger than the size she wears.

Flowers with the name of a funeral home on the card.

Any household appliance used for cleaning.

A cook book.

A ticket to the Big Truck Mud Races.

An apologetic look and the words, "Was that today?"