I have a new Godson who shows great potential for becoming a handsome, intelligent little devil. If it is possible to be sentimental before the fact, I am. In that spirit, I have started a list of things a young man should know how to do before being let loose on the world. Here is a starter list, in no particular order:
Drive a standard transmission
Pilot a light aircraft (thanks TR)
Render first aid (to include penetrating trauma and starting an IV)
Sail a small boat without assistance
Shoot “Expert” with both rifle and pistol
Survive alone in the woods for one week w/ one day’s rations and whatever gear can be fit in pockets
Compose a poem in Latin
Offer a proper toast
Make a completely inappropriate toast
Ask a girl out without feeling nervous
Make people laugh at will
Deliver a eulogy
Prepare a balanced meal for the family w/o using the grill
Swim like a fish
Be able to discuss his favorite Bible passage
Develop a pleasant singing voice and the ability to read music
Extract concessions and/or compliance from hostile individuals w/o becoming angry
Read a contract and suggest appropriate revisions
Leave Dallas for NYC with no more than $100 cash; arrive within seven days with $500 cash w/o begging or committing a crime
Mix a drink for a lady
Train a dog
Fold the Flag properly
Retain at least one friend from Kindergarten for the rest of his life
Canvas his neighborhood on behalf of a political candidate
Develop a realistic personal budget
Thoughts? Additions?
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