A rather suave SF Master Sergeant, dressed in his greens, wearing his Green Beret saunters into a local club bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. She looks at his uniform, sees the green beret, the highly spit-shined bloused jump boots, the CIB with a star, his Master Jump wings, Dive Badge, Master Military Free Fall Badge, Ranger Tab, SF Tab, etc, and is clearly impressed by this hunk of superb manhood. He gives her a quick glance and half smile, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies. "I'm only in town for tonight and don't have a date. I was just issued this state-of-the-art high tech wristwatch, and I was testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now," she inquired.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The Sergeant starts tapping on the watch face, looks at the lovely young lass, winks and says, "Well, damn, it's obviously running an hour fast..."
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